The Summary Limerick There once was a Chaplain named Erebus, Who was an incredible dingus. A Rube-Goldberg machine he did make, For the Warmaster's soul to take, And somehow it all works to screw us. False Gods Book Review I can sum up this whole book in one line from Devil's Advocate: "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin." Want your own copy? … [Read more...] about One-Line Book Review: False Gods by Graham McNeill
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One-Line Book Review: The Magos by Dan Abnett
The Summary Limerick There was a magos named Drusher, He wasn't much of a bone crusher. But his brilliant mind, Saved both Eisenhorn and mankind. He and Macks need to get back together before a riot I will usher! The Magos Book Review It's great to have Eisenhorn back, but it's even better that it takes a biology magos to show him where the lines need to be drawn … [Read more...] about One-Line Book Review: The Magos by Dan Abnett
One-Line Book Review: Horus Rising by Dan Abnett
The Summary Limerick There was once a primarch named Horus Who was so beloved, his Luna Wolves all praised him in a chorus. But then [redacted] ruined it all, And you know he's the trigger for the upcoming fall, Which makes me wonder just how much the Emperor is for us. Horus Rising Book Review Dammit, Abnett, why did you have to make Horus so darn likable and so … [Read more...] about One-Line Book Review: Horus Rising by Dan Abnett
One Line Book Review: Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett
The Summary Limerick Ravenor returns to Eustis Majoris barely alive, And moves everyone secretly to a hive. While closing in on Trice and watching for Slyte, He entirely missed the true evil that night, Resulting in unfinished business that does not jive. Ravenor Returned Book Review Ravenor's return to Eustis Majoris was full of suspense, intrigue, and fun, … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett
One Line Book Review: Dark Imperium by Guy Haley
The Summary Limerick There was Primarch named Rowboat Gulleyman, He was so handsome Grimdank calls him Girlyman. When he awoke, He declared the Imperium broke, And changed everything in the name of Guilliman. Dark Imperium Book Review Yes, there is a war against Nurgle, Mortarion, and the Death Guard going on, but it's hard to keep focus when Roboute Guilliman … [Read more...] about One Line Book Review: Dark Imperium by Guy Haley